"Stay the course," commands General Lucy

Despite recent attempts by household personnel to deliver better overnight sleeping outcomes, General Lucy insists that the current operation is perfectly functional and that no member of her administration ever said it would be an easy campaign. The introduction of rice cereal as an overnight sleep aid met with little support, and the sippy cup was similarly soundly rejected. Inexplicably, however, the General cooperated and slept all night long last night for the first time in several months. Household personnel are hopeful that this will be a trend going forward. On other fronts this week, The General has finally rolled over front to back, and was pleased with her success. To the relief of household personnel, one crucial mission has finally been accomplished and The General will begin her duty at a promising Montessori school in early January.

A weekend visit from civilians Grandma Sue and Grandpa Al provided relief for the weary troops and some birthday fun for Grandma, including attending to some of The General's personal needs: During this coming weekend, 1/2 of The General's staff will be on reassignment to San Antonio for a conference. Despite a shortage of personnel, the forecast for a successful weekend is positive, insists Private Nathan. Hopefully, citizens will support the troop with encouraging phone calls and/or visits from locals.