LOST--REWARD OFFERED
Missing belly button thought to be in the Omaha area. It is not known whether the belly button in question is a runaway or has been the victim of foul play, but it has been missing for over two weeks. May be connected with alien trapped inside the stomach of local woman. If you see the missing belly button, do not attempt to approach it or apprehend it yourself. Please notify authorities. It is hoped that the belly button will be reunited with its owner on or around June 17, 2006.
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That's just wrong!
We just want to let you know that your missing belly button has made her way down to Lawrence, KS. She came to us in tears, telling us that she had been kicked out of her room, and that she just wasn't wanted anymore. We assured her that this wasn't the case, and that she could get her space back soon, but that she could stay with us in the interim. She has made herself at home in our guest room, but she has been binging on sugary foods and alcohol (something about being deprived for months...).
We hope she will make her way back to Omaha by the end of the month.
Aunt Lori & Aunt Boo
I see you had a bit of a blogging hiatus as well.
I have been unable to persuade Alsion to post a pic of the belly in all its fecund glory. Not for lack of trying.
Since we are in a race, have you given thought about the possibility of delvering tomorrow? As a pair of my least Book-of-revelation-hung-up Christian-identified friends, I am wondering if there isn't a bit of the old school still in you?
For my part, I have decied that if our baby is to come early, I want the 6/6/06 birthday. Then I'll teach her to talk backwards and stare vacantly at obnoxious proselytizers and uptight fundamentalist public school teachers.
"ELLOH. EILLEN SI EMAN YM. MWWAHAHHAHAHAA."
For some reason Alison does not think this is funny.
Jerry
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